What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
And there you have it. Getting on in the game isn’t the most difficult part. It’s STAYING ON that is.
Aoi Honoo (Blue Blazes) : Best new original show of 2014 for me. :-)
There has never been a show more real to my life as Aoi Honoo.